Fanart by Res-Gestae
I know what a crack fic is. I've seen and read crack. I've had crack. But this. This is too well done to be just labeled crack.
Here's the situation: set after the big damn movie, Tony Stark gathers the team to live in the newly-rebuilt Avengers Tower. Seems to be all fine, at first. But for all smarts that our millionaire-genius-playboy-philanthropist was supposed to have, he never had the experience of dealing with roomies. Until now.
Especially when Steve Rogers, AKA Captain America - of all people - inadvertently turned the place into a nudist colony while cooking breakfast.
By all rights, Tony . He'd seen a lot of people naked. He might even like to see a few select number of people naked - female ones, anyway. But there's something about seeing a butt-naked Thor that makes even him want to back away. That, and Hawkeye in superhero underwear.
And all it took was a routine fire drill to get some sense back into everyone's heads.
Want to know how things escalated so quickly? Check this link to find out: http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/180567.html
Enjoy ^_^